“When we do return to any kind of ‘normality’, I wouldn’t jet off to any of my preferred glamour haunts like Beverly Hills, Antigua or St Tropez.
“Nope. I’d just jump in my car, head down to Newick, rendezvous with my cricket club mates at the Royal Oak pub, drink at least 12 pints of Harvey’s best bitter, then stumble joyfully to the next-door tandoori restaurant for a chicken tikka masala.
“That’s what freedom would taste like to me.”
And it can’t come soon enough, Piers!
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